shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

(via gnarly)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via firekrusty)

whethervane:

rufftoon:

First look of Popeye/ CG animation test 

The animation starts at 2:00. The opening is pretty interesting to listen to as well.

The movements. Sooooo cartoony!!

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS!!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!!! oh my GOD i was so mesmerized by Olive the entire time…. WOW!!!!! WOWWWWWWWWW

(via zinaspersonalblog)

pearswhy:

he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue

(via bumble--bot)

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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(Source: autistichatchworth, via hayamika)

sterfler:

whwhwhwhwhwhwhwh

sterfler:

whwhwhwhwhwhwhwh

(via zipzeee)

rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

(via rnarkiplier)

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

(Source: catleecious, via bumble--bot)

procrastinationsalvation:

sscars:

imagine if tumblr showed how many hours you spent on this website

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(via mizzindependancesaysmew)

fuckyeah-tyleroakley:

when you see the waitress coming with your food

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(via mizzindependancesaysmew)